As usual your bro is moments away from a strife with yet another customer. you swear you'd be rolling in the big boons if only he'd stop picking fights with the customers. I Mean good god look at him, he's always covered in dirt and hasn't made even a piss poor effort to try to calmly talk to people. You can't ever leave him alone.
you equip your cane-kind strife specibus and attempt to stop your bro from strifing with the woman(?)
you open your strife specibus and equip your CaneKind strife abstratus.